If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
-J.R.R. Tolkien

I went into a McDonald’s yesterday and said, ‘I’d like some fries.’ The girl at the counter said, ‘Would you like some fries with that?’
- Jay Leno

There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry.
-Mark Twain

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.
-Orson Wells

Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.
-Socrates

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
-Steven Wright

I’m at the age when food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
-Rodney Dangerfield

The perfect lover is one who turns into pizza at 4 A.M.
- Charles Pierce

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
-Alex Levine

I often take exercise. Why only yesterday I had my breakfast in bed.
-Oscar Wilde

The belly rules the mind.
-Spanish Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food.
-W.C. Fields

Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.
-Harriet Van Horne

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch and an optimistic believer in the will’s freedom after it.
-Aldous Huxley

Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin